Mel, Mel, Mel… couldn’t you just hide her in the closet until the paperwork was signed? Or better yet, why couldn’t you have fallen down on your knees and begged forgiveness from your long-suffering wife and gone to confession in your own hand-built church? 7 or 8 months ought to tell us whether this Oksana chick will accept the teachings of this branch of Traditional Catholicism or whether Mel will come over to the light and baptize his next progeny in the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic faith of Orthodoxy. My bets on the former since she certainly has more to “gain” by it.
Let’s all remember that no matter what a mess this man’s life is, we are all sinners and fail every day. (Just not so publicly or stupidly)